Egomania, Australia - Only 18 minutes after a board member thanked Danny (AKA Personman) for his quick reply and indications that he would follow up on his suggestion, Blurbberton (AKA Balupyers Buddy) chimed in with way more than two cents.

Sources confirm that Blubberton, reeling from an overdose of narcissistic empowerment, which made him feel he had invincible powers of deductive reasoning, decided that the reason the the poster, a Reggie Ryan, wanted to pull up deleted posts was to "monitor what the students have been posting."

Calls to Reggie Ryan have gone unanswered, but at this point, it is uncertain why he wants to pull up deleted posts, or even if he is a teacher a the unnamed middle school. Although ... Blubberton was cagey enough to couch his introduction with a legally-binding, "i[sic]'m guessing" and from the vocabulary, sentence construction and spelling, one might surmise that this mystery poster is, indeed, employed by the unnamed middle school.

Regardless of facts, Blubberton launched into a potential solution, (constructed mainly of off-the-top-of-a-narcissistic-high-head, half-baked thoughts, with little substance). Then, he pulls an about face, declaring the matter even too difficult for himself to solve in 5 seconds. He returns (an unknown amount of time later) to add the periods to his afore-mentioned half-baked ideas ... all presuming, of course, that the unknown poster has the authority to SPY on his students and is seeking a resurrection of posts precisely for this purpose.

An exit poll, conducted at b2evolution headquarters, outside a small French Pub, revealed mixed results.

"That BlabberMouth," one said dressed for some strange reason in a military uniform, "He's an ass."

Still, we did find supporters, though only a few. One remarked, "I just signed on with b2evolution yesterday, so what do I know?"

Taking his final, misanthropic swipe at the b2evolution crowd, a quite heady Blubberton signed off his unsolicited solution for a drug-induced premise, by listing off the various features he's managed to employ on his site.

"Lightality (4/3/2 Columns) (Show/Hide, Add/Remove, Drag/Re-Order Panels) (Blog, Category and Author Avatars) (Customizable BGs/Layouts/PostSkins/Styles/Themes)"

[And a link] - http://blog.blubberton.bimbo.biz

Our own investigation reveals that only 23% of web visitors will actually figure out which buttons are necessary to push, before Blubberton's message can be read. Further, because 90% of the browser universe still relies on IE (and even if you push the correct button, when you use IE, only a javaScript error results and the message is NEVER seen. Consequently, we conclude that Blubberton's fantastic site, built as a testament to narcissistic need, will be thankfully hidden behind a curtain of js errors and invalid code.

The final parting shot is still peeling off partying (er, working) b2evolution developers tongue's - "I've helped you, now you go help someone!" (or, more properly said: I'VE HELPED YOU, NOW YOU HELP SOMEONE!"

Our best advice ... "Go git some help yerself, Blubberton!"

While you were sleeping like a baby